diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
index e797a33..5a8e332 100644
--- a/LICENSE
+++ b/LICENSE
@@ -1,24 +1,14 @@
-BSD 2-Clause License
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+                    Version 2, December 2004
 
-Copyright (c) 2026, Bryan Lunduke
+ Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>
 
-Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
-modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
 
-1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this
-   list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
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+   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
 
-2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
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-   and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
+  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
 
-THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
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diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index ba776f3..7334c68 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
+<!--
+Copyright © 2026 Bryan Lunduke
+This work is free. You can redistribute it and/or modify it under the
+terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License, Version 2,
+as published by Sam Hocevar. See the LICENSE file for more details.
+-->
+
 # SoftwarePoliticsTracker
 Tracking the political stances of software projects, software foundations, &amp; corporations.