diff --git a/the-one-true-todey-file-of-cellpond.js b/the-one-true-todey-file-of-cellpond.js
index 756eefd..207342c 100644
--- a/the-one-true-todey-file-of-cellpond.js
+++ b/the-one-true-todey-file-of-cellpond.js
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ If you venture further, may tode be with you.
 What you are about to discover...
 	... is a single javascript file ...
 		... of gargantuan size ...
-			... over 8000 lines ...
+			... over 9000 lines ...
 				... globally scoped ...
 
 	>>> There is no room for fear here! <<<