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+do you think we'll feel whole five yrs from now wherever we end up?
+would you and I be happier if i just let it all go?
+
+i suppose so, but i dont rly know.
+
+wish i knew what you were thinking.
+
 *.swp
 .netrwhist
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+senpai, why you keep blocking me?
+am i supposed to give up? && give you up? o.o
+but i am 5 with bountiful energy!!! 
+and steam!!! and i nom nom mochi ice cream!!!
+
+pay attention to me 🥺
+
+(pls? 😊🧸)
+
+i wuv you, i mith u ☺️
+i kiss you 😚
+
+MUAH 💋 💋 💋 
+millions of consistent kissies for you
+My Senpai Alex-e poo :3
+
+tehehehe wakakaka blah 🥰🫣🤗