Replace randomizer with isomorphic/universal MEAN stack using reactive transducers over an event emitter stream that reduces promises to monadic immediately-invoked function expressions with a NoSQL database with load-bearing maternal duties run by incremental CRON jobs mapped to cryptographic hash-brown tables that implement HTML5 and CSS3 polymorphic polymer web components under a virtual shadow DOM using a non-MVC/MVVM UI/UX library/framework. I heard React was good.