This no code of conduct is a great idea!

[ciafwywcoc]

This is not an issue, this is my praise to you.
I've made something similar, except it's more WTFPL style.
https://github.com/ciafwywcoc/ciafwywcoc/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT
You have my support!

[condret]

👍

[Wazubaba]

The levels of reasonableness with this particular code of conduct is insane. Great job.

[panSarin]

🍏

[sublimecoder]

👍

[adelevie]

👎

[shalvah]

Love it.

[Goury]

Wtfpl is a bad thing.
Please don't do it, please stop spreading this cancer.
It only sounds funny until you start thinking, but then you realize how not funny it is.
And also a legal nightmare.

As for the ncoc, while the idea is noble and the intention is pure, I can't consider it acceptable because of legal reasons.
Legal documents do exist for reasons.
Any attempt to replace them with a joke won't be funny the moment you actually need them.

[BenMcLean]

Thank God I don't live in whatever dystopian hellscape spawned you in which putting a code of conduct file in your github repo constitutes a legally binding document.

[johnsonjh]

Allow me to interject with my own creation - https://github.com/johnsonjh/CoC/blob/master/README.md

Obviously intended as a humorous middle-finger to CoCs as serious implementation may prove difficult.