In my opinion, Jesus.walkOnWater's implementation should actually be in a library called Moses.js.
Jesus.walkOnWater = function(){
var elems = document.querySelectorAll('*');
for(var i = 0, len = elems.length; i < len; i++) {
elems[i].style.float = Math.random() < 0.5 ? 'left' : 'right';
}
};
Get it?
In my opinion, Jesus.walkOnWater's implementation should actually be in a library called Moses.js.
Get it?