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| 1 | +{ |
| 2 | + "target_templates": [ |
| 3 | + "{user}, {flirt}" |
| 4 | + ], |
| 5 | + "parts": { |
| 6 | + "flirt": [ |
| 7 | + "I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.", |
| 8 | + "I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.", |
| 9 | + "If you were a booger, I'd pick you.", |
| 10 | + "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.", |
| 11 | + "I've been bad, take me to your room.", |
| 12 | + "I think Heaven's missing an angel.", |
| 13 | + "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.", |
| 14 | + "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.", |
| 15 | + "That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.", |
| 16 | + "You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?", |
| 17 | + "Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.", |
| 18 | + "Hey beautiful, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?", |
| 19 | + "I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.", |
| 20 | + "Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.", |
| 21 | + "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true.", |
| 22 | + "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.", |
| 23 | + "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?", |
| 24 | + "Nice butt.", |
| 25 | + "Did you ever realize that screw rhymes with me and you?", |
| 26 | + "I'm gay but you might just turn me straight.", |
| 27 | + "I love you like a fat kid loves cake.", |
| 28 | + "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?", |
| 29 | + "Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is all sorts of jacked up.", |
| 30 | + "I hope you have pet insurance, because I'm going to destroy that pussy.", |
| 31 | + "Do you have a map? I think I just got lost in your eyes.", |
| 32 | + "Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.", |
| 33 | + "You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.", |
| 34 | + "I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.", |
| 35 | + "It\u2019s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you\u2019d be too hot to handle.", |
| 36 | + "I want to put on my velcro gloves and fuck you like a sheep.", |
| 37 | + "Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.", |
| 38 | + "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?", |
| 39 | + "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?", |
| 40 | + "I'm here, where are your other two wishes?", |
| 41 | + "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you.", |
| 42 | + "Do you have a mirror in your jeans? Cause I can see myself in your ass.", |
| 43 | + "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?", |
| 44 | + "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.", |
| 45 | + "Eyy bby wun sum fuk?", |
| 46 | + "You got something on your chest: My eyes.", |
| 47 | + "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.", |
| 48 | + "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.", |
| 49 | + "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. MY JAW!", |
| 50 | + "If I followed you home, would you keep me?", |
| 51 | + "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.", |
| 52 | + "I'm so sorry, it seems I've lost my keys. Do you mind if I check your pants?", |
| 53 | + "Where have you been all my life?", |
| 54 | + "I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you.", |
| 55 | + "Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.", |
| 56 | + "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.", |
| 57 | + "You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that\u2019s illegal.", |
| 58 | + "Nice legs. What time do they open?", |
| 59 | + "Are you lost? Because it\u2019s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.", |
| 60 | + "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.", |
| 61 | + "You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.", |
| 62 | + "I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.", |
| 63 | + "I think we should just be friends with sexual tension.", |
| 64 | + "Whenever I see you I feel like a dog dying to get out of the car.", |
| 65 | + "If I'd have held you any closer I'd be in back of you.", |
| 66 | + "I wish I were on Facebook so I could poke you.", |
| 67 | + "Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.", |
| 68 | + "I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.", |
| 69 | + "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.", |
| 70 | + "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.", |
| 71 | + "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?", |
| 72 | + "There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.", |
| 73 | + "Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.", |
| 74 | + "Are you my Appendix? Because I don't know that much about you, but I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.", |
| 75 | + "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.", |
| 76 | + "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.", |
| 77 | + "My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.", |
| 78 | + "You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.", |
| 79 | + "If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.", |
| 80 | + "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!", |
| 81 | + "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?", |
| 82 | + "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.", |
| 83 | + "When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.", |
| 84 | + "I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?", |
| 85 | + "Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?", |
| 86 | + "Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.", |
| 87 | + "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!", |
| 88 | + "Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.", |
| 89 | + "If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.", |
| 90 | + "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?", |
| 91 | + "Do you have a mirror on your pants? No, them I must have been looking into the future, because I can see myself in them.", |
| 92 | + "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.", |
| 93 | + "Is your name \"swiffer\"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.", |
| 94 | + "Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?", |
| 95 | + "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!", |
| 96 | + "You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment... Want to help prove him wrong?", |
| 97 | + "If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus Fine.", |
| 98 | + "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?", |
| 99 | + "Are you an alien, cause you're out of this world.", |
| 100 | + "Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!", |
| 101 | + "Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.", |
| 102 | + "You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.", |
| 103 | + "Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.", |
| 104 | + "I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.", |
| 105 | + "Be unique and different, say yes.", |
| 106 | + "Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.", |
| 107 | + "Are you a magnet, cause I'm attracted to you.", |
| 108 | + "Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle", |
| 109 | + "On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.", |
| 110 | + "I was feeling kinda off today, but you definitely turned me on.", |
| 111 | + "Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!", |
| 112 | + "I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!", |
| 113 | + "Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.", |
| 114 | + "I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.", |
| 115 | + "Do you run track? Cause I relay want your dick.", |
| 116 | + "Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.", |
| 117 | + "Could you do me a favor? *hold out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?", |
| 118 | + "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.", |
| 119 | + "Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.", |
| 120 | + "Roses are red, the bedroom beckons. So spread your legs, and I'll last 10 seconds.", |
| 121 | + "Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?", |
| 122 | + "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.", |
| 123 | + "I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.", |
| 124 | + "Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!", |
| 125 | + "Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.", |
| 126 | + "You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you!", |
| 127 | + "Baby I last longer than a white crayon.", |
| 128 | + "Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.", |
| 129 | + "Does your ass have Allstate insurance? No, do you want it to be in good hands?", |
| 130 | + "You have been very naughty. Go to my room!", |
| 131 | + "Do you come here often or wait till you get home?", |
| 132 | + "Don't ever change. Just get naked.", |
| 133 | + "Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?", |
| 134 | + "I wanna mash my thingy into your thingy.", |
| 135 | + "Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!", |
| 136 | + "Are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.", |
| 137 | + "You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.", |
| 138 | + "I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.", |
| 139 | + "Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition", |
| 140 | + "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.", |
| 141 | + "Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause I wanna get a fine pizza ass.", |
| 142 | + "Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.", |
| 143 | + "Is your dick dead, because I want to bury it in my ass.", |
| 144 | + "There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?", |
| 145 | + "Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?", |
| 146 | + "Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!", |
| 147 | + "Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?", |
| 148 | + "You smell... We should go take a shower together.", |
| 149 | + "I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.", |
| 150 | + "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.", |
| 151 | + "I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?", |
| 152 | + "I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.", |
| 153 | + "I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?", |
| 154 | + "How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!", |
| 155 | + "Do you sleep on your stomach? No, can I?", |
| 156 | + "Lets play \"Titanic.\" When I say \"Iceburg!\" you do down.", |
| 157 | + "Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? Yes, in that case, mind if I check your oil level?", |
| 158 | + "I'm easy. Are you?", |
| 159 | + "If I'm a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricants.", |
| 160 | + "Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.", |
| 161 | + "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines, nice butt.", |
| 162 | + "Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.", |
| 163 | + "What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?", |
| 164 | + "My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?", |
| 165 | + "You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.", |
| 166 | + "Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!", |
| 167 | + "Are you the SAT because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think 'wow, I hope I don't ruin this.'\"", |
| 168 | + "Are you hungry? Cause I got something for you to eat.", |
| 169 | + "I'll toss your salad fresh every day.", |
| 170 | + "Netflix 'n chill?", |
| 171 | + "Are we playing IRC duckhunt? because I want to .bang you.", |
| 172 | + "On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?", |
| 173 | + "You can jingle my bells, baby.", |
| 174 | + "Are you a text document? Cuz I wanna open you up and enter." |
| 175 | + ] |
| 176 | + } |
| 177 | +} |
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