diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 228a5c1f..fc79de47 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -1173,6 +1173,10 @@ func startHeartbeat(filepath string, interval time.Duration) {
 					"Crafting deflectors",
 					"Organizing contract signups",
 					"Planning my virtue shift",
+					"Complaining about token luck",
+					"Causing confusion & delay",
+					"Laying eggs",
+					"Blaming Tbone",
 				}
 
 				// Randomly choose between showing contract count or a funny phrase