From 7044ba33bfdfedc46df15d196cb8e315b05f1d16 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael McCarty <mkmccarty@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2026 07:58:17 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=8E=89=20Add=20humorous=20phrases=20to=20?=
 =?UTF-8?q?contract=20signup=20list?=
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---
 main.go | 4 ++++
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+)

diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 228a5c1f..fc79de47 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -1173,6 +1173,10 @@ func startHeartbeat(filepath string, interval time.Duration) {
 					"Crafting deflectors",
 					"Organizing contract signups",
 					"Planning my virtue shift",
+					"Complaining about token luck",
+					"Causing confusion & delay",
+					"Laying eggs",
+					"Blaming Tbone",
 				}
 
 				// Randomly choose between showing contract count or a funny phrase