From ee1ca0f5bef591ac1f453def278d866560ead807 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael McCarty <mkmccarty@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2026 13:51:15 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=94=A7=20Refactor:=20Reorder=20status=20m?=
 =?UTF-8?q?essages=20alphabetically?=
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 data/status-messages.json | 59 ++++++++++++++++++++-------------------
 1 file changed, 30 insertions(+), 29 deletions(-)

diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index 4f76d293..c2dbfbdc 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -1,39 +1,40 @@
 {
     "status_messages": [
-        "Hatching chickens",
-        "Shipping eggs",
-        "Upgrading silos",
-        "Building habs",
-        "Swiping drones",
-        "Launching rockets",
-        "Counting my Golden Eggs",
-        "Prestiging",
-        "Counting chickens",
-        "Running chickens",
-        "Tapping silos",
-        "Researching",
-        "Browsing contracts",
-        "Boosting production",
-        "Consuming artifacts",
-        "Petting chickens",
         "Adjusting Shells",
-        "Waiting on my next TE",
+        "Blaming Tbone",
+        "Boosting production",
+        "Browsing contracts",
+        "Building habs",
         "Calculating optimal boosts",
-        "Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
-        "Collecting daily rewards",
+        "Causing confusion & delay",
         "Checking for new contracts",
-        "Optimizing my farm layout",
-        "Jiggling artifacts",
-        "Setting completion alarms",
-        "Cuddling my chickens",
-        "Waiting for faster missions",
+        "Collecting daily rewards",
+        "Complaining about token luck",
+        "Consuming artifacts",
+        "Counting chickens",
+        "Counting my Golden Eggs",
         "Crafting deflectors",
+        "Cuddling my chickens",
+        "Facetime with Lousy",
+        "Hatching chickens",
+        "Jiggling artifacts",
+        "Just another Tbone alt",
+        "Launching rockets",
+        "Laying eggs",
+        "Optimizing my farm layout",
         "Organizing contract signups",
+        "Petting chickens",
         "Planning my virtue shift",
-        "Complaining about token luck",
-        "Causing confusion & delay",
-        "Laying eggs",
-        "Blaming Tbone",
-        "Just another Tbone alt"
+        "Prestiging",
+        "Researching",
+        "Running chickens",
+        "Setting completion alarms",
+        "Shipping eggs",
+        "Swiping drones",
+        "Tapping silos",
+        "Upgrading silos",
+        "Waiting for faster missions",
+        "Waiting on my next TE",
+        "Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow"
     ]
 }
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