diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index c2dbfbdc..04cc11b1 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
         "Cuddling my chickens",
         "Facetime with Lousy",
         "Hatching chickens",
+        "I'm just here for the shitposting",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",
         "Launching rockets",
@@ -28,10 +29,12 @@
         "Prestiging",
         "Researching",
         "Running chickens",
+        "Sara!",
         "Setting completion alarms",
         "Shipping eggs",
         "Swiping drones",
         "Tapping silos",
+        "Thinks Emely is an emoji thief",
         "Upgrading silos",
         "Waiting for faster missions",
         "Waiting on my next TE",