From 7d1b58921e39b654d5b20283c3ac33a628560d02 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael McCarty <mkmccarty@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2026 16:56:38 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=94=A7=20feat(status-messages):=20add=20n?=
 =?UTF-8?q?ew=20humorous=20status=20messages?=
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 data/status-messages.json | 3 +++
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+)

diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index c2dbfbdc..04cc11b1 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
         "Cuddling my chickens",
         "Facetime with Lousy",
         "Hatching chickens",
+        "I'm just here for the shitposting",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",
         "Launching rockets",
@@ -28,10 +29,12 @@
         "Prestiging",
         "Researching",
         "Running chickens",
+        "Sara!",
         "Setting completion alarms",
         "Shipping eggs",
         "Swiping drones",
         "Tapping silos",
+        "Thinks Emely is an emoji thief",
         "Upgrading silos",
         "Waiting for faster missions",
         "Waiting on my next TE",