diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index 04cc11b1..2171f46d 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -15,8 +15,11 @@
         "Counting my Golden Eggs",
         "Crafting deflectors",
         "Cuddling my chickens",
-        "Facetime with Lousy",
+        "Dreaming of dubcap",
+        "FaceTime with Lousy",
+        "Fueling rockets",
         "Hatching chickens",
+        "I don't speak Standard Permit",
         "I'm just here for the shitposting",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",