From 58e1da91b0a80033d4329f2a63b31fbb370e261f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael McCarty <mkmccarty@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2026 22:12:28 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=9A=80=20feat(status-messages):=20add=20n?=
 =?UTF-8?q?ew=20humorous=20status=20messages?=
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 data/status-messages.json | 5 ++++-
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index 04cc11b1..2171f46d 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -15,8 +15,11 @@
         "Counting my Golden Eggs",
         "Crafting deflectors",
         "Cuddling my chickens",
-        "Facetime with Lousy",
+        "Dreaming of dubcap",
+        "FaceTime with Lousy",
+        "Fueling rockets",
         "Hatching chickens",
+        "I don't speak Standard Permit",
         "I'm just here for the shitposting",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",