From 821d166d9cd7d9a53cce154d902b6cbb4a1379f9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael McCarty <mkmccarty@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2026 16:18:58 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=9A=80=20Add=20hilarious=20and=20quirky?=
 =?UTF-8?q?=20status=20messages=20to=20the=20game?=
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 data/status-messages.json | 20 +++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index 2171f46d..c8310238 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -1,10 +1,15 @@
 {
     "status_messages": [
         "Adjusting Shells",
+        "Alt Parade was so much fun",
+        "Ben Stiller is mining my tokens",
         "Blaming Tbone",
         "Boosting production",
+        "Boost sales are fantasy",
+        "Box carry is a feature, not a bug",
         "Browsing contracts",
         "Building habs",
+        "Bus isn't gonna stop",
         "Calculating optimal boosts",
         "Causing confusion & delay",
         "Checking for new contracts",
@@ -14,17 +19,24 @@
         "Counting chickens",
         "Counting my Golden Eggs",
         "Crafting deflectors",
+        "CRT is where it's at",
         "Cuddling my chickens",
+        "Did someone say spreadsheet?",
         "Dreaming of dubcap",
         "FaceTime with Lousy",
         "Fueling rockets",
         "Hatching chickens",
         "I don't speak Standard Permit",
         "I'm just here for the shitposting",
+        "I miss warping",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",
+        "Keeping Eurovision relevant",
         "Launching rockets",
         "Laying eggs",
+        "Lari ma ładny motocykl",
+        "Nick Cage is my token daddy",
+        "Nocap is my jam",
         "Optimizing my farm layout",
         "Organizing contract signups",
         "Petting chickens",
@@ -35,12 +47,18 @@
         "Sara!",
         "Setting completion alarms",
         "Shipping eggs",
+        "srekcarC maharG",
         "Swiping drones",
         "Tapping silos",
         "Thinks Emely is an emoji thief",
+        "Tell RAIYC, aliens aren't real",
+        "Trying to find food for Graham",
         "Upgrading silos",
         "Waiting for faster missions",
         "Waiting on my next TE",
-        "Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow"
+        "Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
+        "Wher tokens",
+        "Where did all these babies come from?",
+        "Why not both?"
     ]
 }
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