diff --git a/data/status-messages.json b/data/status-messages.json
index c8310238..35b0ebeb 100644
--- a/data/status-messages.json
+++ b/data/status-messages.json
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
     "status_messages": [
         "Adjusting Shells",
         "Alt Parade was so much fun",
+        "Believes in Egg Jesus",
         "Ben Stiller is mining my tokens",
         "Blaming Tbone",
         "Boosting production",
@@ -23,35 +24,54 @@
         "Cuddling my chickens",
         "Did someone say spreadsheet?",
         "Dreaming of dubcap",
+        "Epic rainstick works",
         "FaceTime with Lousy",
         "Fueling rockets",
+        "General chat but with your mouth",
+        "Getting maths from Hal",
         "Hatching chickens",
+        "Hello Jordy",
+        "I boost with 61 tokens",
         "I don't speak Standard Permit",
         "I'm just here for the shitposting",
+        "I'm not a bot, I'm a unicorn",
         "I miss warping",
         "Jiggling artifacts",
         "Just another Tbone alt",
         "Keeping Eurovision relevant",
+        "Kev promised an extra PE",
         "Launching rockets",
         "Laying eggs",
         "Lari ma ładny motocykl",
+        "Looking for Graham in Alaska",
+        "Lousy has a ritual for that",
+        "Lousy will call you",
         "Nick Cage is my token daddy",
+        "Nobody gets off this Bus",
         "Nocap is my jam",
+        "Obsessing over virtue",
         "Optimizing my farm layout",
         "Organizing contract signups",
         "Petting chickens",
         "Planning my virtue shift",
         "Prestiging",
+        "Public coops are the best coops",
         "Researching",
         "Running chickens",
         "Sara!",
+        "Saving that for Emely",
+        "Second message didn’t get sent",
         "Setting completion alarms",
         "Shipping eggs",
+        "Soul Mirror for you, and you, and...",
         "srekcarC maharG",
         "Swiping drones",
+        "Syncing......connecting",
         "Tapping silos",
-        "Thinks Emely is an emoji thief",
         "Tell RAIYC, aliens aren't real",
+        "Telling Squanto to check in",
+        "Thinks Emely is an emoji thief",
+        "Time to shitpost",
         "Trying to find food for Graham",
         "Upgrading silos",
         "Waiting for faster missions",