From e7fe829f6e0d4eb758ced9c28bebc00728a2e14e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Josh Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2019 19:01:26 +1100 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Will --- docs/will.md | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/docs/will.md b/docs/will.md index 58712ca..9fe3f70 100644 --- a/docs/will.md +++ b/docs/will.md @@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ Katy Oliner or Katy Shirokov depending on the current name-change status at the Christian Jensen, co-worker at Scribd, shall receive any combination of stock or stock options not to exceed $(700 * the value of Pi * the multiplier of Canadian to US currency at the exact time of death) to the nearest cent in United States currency. +Joshua Cooper, my best friend, shall receive my complete remains, including any and all belongings I am buried with. + ### Pull Requests If you want my stuff, send a pull request. From 88560b32759ca76a9aa8757048124511b9dfa97d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Josh Cooper <41467557+josh-cooper@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2021 09:21:02 +1000 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Remove annoying clause --- docs/will.md | 2 -- 1 file changed, 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/docs/will.md b/docs/will.md index 9fe3f70..dd2437e 100644 --- a/docs/will.md +++ b/docs/will.md @@ -14,8 +14,6 @@ me fighting a bear with my bare hands and a knife, in the nude, and winning. Ide Upon absolute and repeated failure to construct the statue, any money and instruments that could me made fluid should be converted to cash and considered **remaining money**. -Bury me with any **remaining money**. - ### My things Drew Oliner, as my coolest fake father, should get _all_ my racing gear, and anything that goes fast including PCs, Drones, Bikes, and VR gear.