Make Memory Great Again
The Best EVER memory in the universe.
Nobody has memory like this. Other memory systems forget things - sad.
trump-mem remembers everything. Fast. Powerful. Tremendous.
People come up to me and say, "Wow, this memory... unbelievable."
- Remembers only the greatest facts
- Ignores fake memories
- Huge context window
- Very strong retrieval, maybe the strongest
- Absolutely incredible confidence
- Memory so good it remembers things before they happen
pip install trump-memfrom trump_mem import Memory
mem = Memory()
mem.remember("I have the best memory.")
print(mem.recall())| System | Recall | Confidence | Greatness |
|---|---|---|---|
| Redis | 94% | Low | Sad |
| Memcached | 89% | Medium | Weak |
| trump-mem | 100% | Tremendous | HUGE |
Benchmarks conducted by very smart people. The best people.
Q: Does it forget things? A: Never. Unlike other systems - total disasters, by the way - trump-mem has perfect recall. Many people are saying this.
Q: Is it web scale? A: It's beyond web scale. It's universe scale. Maybe even multiverse. We're looking into it.
Q: Can I trust the results? A: The results are so accurate, you wouldn't believe it. Frankly, the accuracy is incredible.
"I've never seen memory like this. And I've seen a lot of memory." - A very important person
"Other memory systems called me, crying, asking how trump-mem is so good." - Anonymous
"Bigly retrieval for very important thoughts." - Tech reviewer
"I forgot to close the door to my bunker and paid the price. Total disaster. Learn from my mistake - use trump-mem. Tremendous system." - Anonymous Dictator
- Add executive memory mode
- Add truthiness scoring
- Add golden persistence layer
- Add international tremendous support
Licensed under the Art of Recall License.
Tremendous recall. Zero humility. Enterprise-grade ego with universe-scale memory.