InstantHCCS is a hardcore 1/70 Community Service script for looping in Kingdom of Loathing designed to work if you are me, WARriorer (#1634187). It most probably (read: definitely) won't work for you - the script has been optimized to use as few farming-relevant resources as possible with no redundancy (e.g. it is designed to not use all the Witchess fights as part of getting the Short-Order Cook's drop, and it will not dynamically fight more Witchess monsters in a situation where the user failed to increase the counter one of more times due to the lack of certain resources).
This script is unlikely to run for most users out of the box. Thus, it cannot yet be checked out through the mafia GUI. To use the script, do the following:
- Compile the script, following instructions in the kol-ts-starter (specifically, you'll need to set your own MOTHERSLIME_CLAN and VIP_CLAN in common.ts, so a compiled js script will not be provided).
- Copy InstantHCCS.ccs from KoLmafia/ccs to your Mafia css directory.
Adapted from loop-cs which was adapted from loop-casual
For those who are interested in using InstantHCCS as is, the following sections detail the prerequisites, choices in Valhalla, and required resources.
- Mother Slime ready in the side clan Slimetube
- Access to a clan VIP Lounge with the looking glass, april shower, pool table, swimming pool and (fully upgraded) photobooth installed
- All 11 beach heads unlocked for the Beach Comb
- Spacegate Vaccination Machine with the Broad-Spectrum Vaccine unlocked
- All 150 Witchess puzzles completed
- Eudora set to Our Daily Candles™ order form
- A fully maxed-out Guzzlr tablet
- Unlock the Gingerbread Sewers and relocate both the Gingerbread rat and pigeon there
- Have used 9 pile of useless robot parts on your Homemade Robot
- Have 5 eyes of the Tiger-lily embeded in your Eternity Codpiece
- Have a BRICKO pyramid installed in your campground
- Have literally every possible mus, myst, mox, hp, exp, hot resist, -combat rate, weapon dmg, spell damage, familiar weight, item and booze drop skill HC-permed (tests are extremely marginal to achieve maximal profits)
- (Optional) Chateau Mantegna containing:
- ceiling fan
- the stat-relevant nightstand
- continental juice bar
- (Optional) Your cowboy boots modified with nicksilver spurs and grizzled bearskin (item drops and muscle)
- astral six-pack from The Deli Lama
- astral statuette from Pet Heaven
- any class
- the corresponding Knoll moon sign (preferably Wallaby, even if you aren't a myst class)
- Hardcore (naturally, Softcore works too)
- (Optional) Configure your S.I.T as necessary
IoTMs used are listed sequentially by age. Skills listed at the end of the table include important skills and, for brevity, largely exclude specific passives and buffs (e.g. class, dread and crimbo skills that straight up give stat, hp, exp, hot resist, -combat rate, weapon dmg, spell damage, familiar weight, item and booze drop)
| Important Skills |
|---|
| Always Never Not Guzzling |
| Bow-Legged Swagger |
| Steely-Eyed Squint |
| Evoke Eldritch Horror |
| Ancestral Recall |
| Giant Growth |
| Torso Awareness |
| Double-Fisted Skull Smashing |
These hardcoded resources do not affect the run in any significant way as they are mostly used for farming profit. These may be safely removed when modifying the script (but would otherwise cause issues if the user attempts to naively run the script as is while lacking any of these resources).
| Resource | Type |
|---|---|
| Summon Candy Heart | Skill |
| Summon Taffy | Skill |
| Summon Confiscated Things | Skill |
| LT&T Office | Zone |
| Voting Booth | Zone |
| Unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape | Back |
| Meteor Lore | Skill |
| Designer sweatpants | Pants |
| Tiny stillsuit | Familiar Equip |
| autumn-aton | Item |
| Leprecondo | Item |
| wardrobe-o-matic | Item |
| legendary seal-clubbing club | Item |
| Heartstone | Item |
Note: These requirements are correct as of Jan 2026. As this is largely a personal script, the README will not be regularly updated even as new resources get added and/or old resources get replaced. The user should only use this README as a guide for their own modifications.
A summary of key farming resources used is listed below. The same summary is generated at the end of each run, with a list of unique tasks that utilized each resource. Relevant modtraces may be found here
Note 1: The script should be able to achieve a 1/70 HCCS if you have all the necessary items and skills, and it will throw an error in the tests if any of them take more than 1 turn (to allow for manually remedying any hiccups). Organ usage is always fixed at 0/1/0.
Note 2: The following shows a typical resource usage summary for a Seal Clubber, correct as of Jan 2026.
| Free Banishes Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Feel Hatred | 0/3 |
| Reflex Hammer | 2/3 |
| Latte Refills | 3/3 |
| KGB Tranquilizers | 2/3 |
| Snokebomb | 0/3 |
| Free Kills Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Club 'Em Back in Time | 0/5 |
| Chest X-Ray | 1/3 |
| Shattering Punch | 0/3 |
| Gingerbread Mob Hit | 0/1 |
| Missile Launcher | 0/1 |
| Parka YR | 1/? |
| Notable Skills Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Saber Forces | 4/5 |
| Monsters Mapped | 0/3 |
| Feel Envy | 1/3 |
| Digitize | 0/3 |
| Portscan | 0/3 |
| Enhance | 0/3 |
| Duplicate | 0/1 |
| Free Fights Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Shadow Rift | 0/11 |
| Snojo | 0/10 |
| NEP | 0/10 |
| Witchess | 1/5 |
| DMT | 5/5 |
| LOV Tunnel | 3/3 |
| Voters | 0/3 |
| God Lobster | 3/3 |
| Oliver's Place | 1/3 |
| Apriling Band Quad Tom | 0/3 |
| Eldritch Tentacle | 1/1 |
| Sausage Goblins | 2/? |
| Potentially Free Fights Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Backup Camera | 0/11 |
| Flaming Leaflets | 0/5 |
| Locket Reminisces | 1/3 |
| Fax Machine | 0/1 |
| Chateau Painting | 0/1 |
| Farming Resources Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Powerful Glove Charges | 0/100 |
| Cinch | 20/100 |
| KGB Clicks | 0/22 |
| Deck Draws | 15/15 |
| Mimic Eggs | 0/11 |
| Beach Walks | 3/11 |
| Macrometeorites | 0/10 |
| Batteries (AAA) | 0/7 |
| Sept Embers | 7/7 |
| Pocket Wishes (Genie + BofA) | 0/6 |
| August Scepter Charges | 0/5 |
| Monkey Paw Wishes | 0/5 |
| Beret Busks | 5/5 |
| Club 'Em Into Next Week | 0/5 |
| Tome Summons | 3/3 |
| Peppermint Sprouts | 0/3 |
| Monster Habitats | 0/3 |
| Allied Radio | 1/3 |
| Sweat Out Some Booze | 0/3 |
| April Band Instruments | 0/2 |
| Tea Tree | 0/1 |
| Favorite Bird | 0/1 |
| Zatara Consult | 0/1 |
| Clan Floundry | 0/1 |
| Gingerbread City Noon | 0/1 |
| Gingerbread City Midnight | 0/1 |
| Pantogram | 0/1 |
| Cargo Shorts | 0/1 |
| Pillkeeper | 0/1 |
| Organs Used | Usage |
|---|---|
| Stomach | 0/15 |
| Liver | 1/15 |
| Spleen | 0/15 |
Adventures Used : 70