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36 changes: 26 additions & 10 deletions plugins/smalltalk.py
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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
#by Joh Gerna

import urllib2, urllib
import json
from plugin import *

class smalltalk(Plugin):
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self.say("This is my job.")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", "(.*m�chtest.*heiraten.*)|(.*willst.*heiraten.*)")
@register("de-DE", "(.*m�chtest.*heiraten.*)|(.*willst.*heiraten.*)")
@register("en-US", ".*Want.*marry*")
def st_marry_me(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
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self.say("No thank you, I'm in love with the black iPhone from you friend.")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", ".*erz�hl.*Witz.*")
@register("de-DE", ".*erz�hl.*Witz.*")
@register("en-US", ".*tell.*joke*")
def st_tell_joke(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Zwei iPhones stehen an der Bar ... den Rest habe ich vergessen.")
else:
self.say("Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", ".*erzähl.*Witz.*")
@register("en-US", ".*tell.*joke.*chuck.*norris.*")
def st_tell_joke(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Zwei iPhones stehen an der Bar ... den Rest habe ich vergessen.")
else:
SearchURL = 'http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random'
jsonResponse = urllib2.urlopen(SearchURL).read()
jsonDecoded = json.JSONDecoder().decode(jsonResponse)
joke = jsonDecoded['value']['joke']
self.say(joke)
self.complete_request()


@register("de-DE", ".*erz�hl.*Geschichte.*")
@register("de-DE", ".*erz�hl.*Geschichte.*")
@register("en-US", ".*tell.*story*")
def st_tell_story(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
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self.say("Far far away, there was ... no, too stupid")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", "(.*Was tr�gst Du?.*)|(.*Was.*hast.*an.*)")
@register("de-DE", "(.*Was tr�gst Du?.*)|(.*Was.*hast.*an.*)")
@register("en-US", ".*what.*wearing*")
def st_tell_clothes(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Das kleine schwarze oder war es das wei�e?")
self.say("Das kleine schwarze oder war es das wei�e?")
self.say("Bin morgends immer so neben der Spur.")
else:
self.say("I guess the small black one, or was it white?")
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@register("en-US", ".*Am I fat*")
def st_fat(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Dazu m�chte ich nichts sagen.")
self.say("Dazu m�chte ich nichts sagen.")
else:
self.say("I would prefer not to say.")
self.complete_request()
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self.say("I can here you very clear.")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", ".*Herzlichen.*Gl�ckwunsch.*Geburtstag.*")
@register("de-DE", ".*Herzlichen.*Gl�ckwunsch.*Geburtstag.*")
@register("en-US", ".*Happy.*birthday.*")
def st_birthday(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
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@register("en-US", ".*Why.*I.*World.*")
def st_why_on_world(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Das wei� ich nicht.")
self.say("Das wei� ich nicht.")
self.say("Ehrlich gesagt, frage ich mich das schon lange!")
else:
self.say("I don't know that.")
self.say("Ask my self this for a long time!")
self.complete_request()

@register("de-DE", ".*Ich bin m�de.*")
@register("de-DE", ".*Ich bin m�de.*")
@register("en-US", ".*I.*so.*tired.*")
def st_so_tired(self, speech, language):
if language == 'de-DE':
self.say("Ich hoffe, Du f�hrst nicht gerade Auto!")
self.say("Ich hoffe, Du f�hrst nicht gerade Auto!")
else:
self.say("I hope you are not driving a car right now!")
self.complete_request()
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