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Use the emoji 🪐 (so we know that you came from GitHub) in your mail for high-priority in the hiring process
flowchart TD
A([New Feature Request]) --> B{Requested before?}
B -- "Yes, 47 times" --> C[Add to backlog]
B -- "CEO saw it in a dream" --> D[TOP PRIORITY]
C -- "3 years later" --> G[Sprint planning]
D --> G
G --> H[Write the code]
H --> I{Does it work?}
I -- "On my machine, sure" --> J[Open Pull Request]
I -- No --> K[Blame the EHR]
K --> H
J --> L{Code Review}
L -- "LGTM 🚀, not read diff" --> M[Merge to main]
L -- "18 comments about semicolons" --> H
M --> O{QA Testing}
O -- Passes --> P{HIPAA Compliance}
O -- "Found 3 bugs and a ghost" --> H
P -- Approved --> W[Deploy at 4:58 PM Friday]
P -- "Why is PHI in a cookie??" --> H
W --> X{Prod breaks?}
X -- Obviously --> Y[On-call paged at 3 AM]
X -- No --> Z([Feature shipped])
Y --> AA[Hotfix without testing]
AA --> AB{Fixed?}
AB -- "Fixed that, broke 6 others" --> Y
AB -- "Until next Tuesday" --> Z
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style W fill:#fb923c,color:#000
style Z fill:#4ade80,color:#000
style Y fill:#f87171,color:#000
