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Expand Up @@ -124,3 +124,4 @@ Why is your hand similar to a hardware store? Because it has nails.
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking? Because it's made of hide.
Why isn't a koala bear a real bear? Because it doesn't have any koalafications.
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice? A protractor.
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.