• Armsmaster's Random Excuse Generator

Generates excuses which are random, duh.

Based on https://79023e40d36bd4d16f5ace5f6b619c03304cf328.googledrive.com/host/0B6lMjGp8w69BekNOS2F4TXN0X2M/ExcuseGenerator.html by EldritchPangolin (who's unfortunately not Armsmaster)