Beta 0.3.1 release

⚠️ Important

All items and mobs featured in this mod are works of parody and satire intended as commentary on consumer culture and product safety concerns. They are not meant to be interpreted as factual claims about any real-world brands, companies, or persons. The effects depicted in the mod are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only; they do not allege that any similar effects would occur in the real world.

This mod falls under fair use as a transformative work of parody and social commentary. Any similarities to real-world brands or individuals are used for satirical purposes and are not meant to cause harm, defame, or mislead users.

📜 Changelog:

• fix Still Water texture
• enchanted P Diddy's sword

Beta 0.3 release

⚠️ Important

All items and mobs featured in this mod are works of parody and satire intended as commentary on consumer culture and product safety concerns. They are not meant to be interpreted as factual claims about any real-world brands, companies, or persons. The effects depicted in the mod are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only; they do not allege that any similar effects would occur in the real world.

This mod falls under fair use as a transformative work of parody and social commentary. Any similarities to real-world brands or individuals are used for satirical purposes and are not meant to cause harm, defame, or mislead users.

📜 Changelog:

• added Baby Oil
• added P Diddy

Beta 0.2 release

⚠️ Important

All items and mobs featured in this mod are works of parody and satire intended as commentary on consumer culture and product safety concerns. They are not meant to be interpreted as factual claims about any real-world brands, companies, or persons. The effects depicted in the mod are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only; they do not allege that any similar effects would occur in the real world.

This mod falls under fair use as a transformative work of parody and social commentary. Any similarities to real-world brands or individuals are used for satirical purposes and are not meant to cause harm, defame, or mislead users.

📜 Changelog:

• added Brain Eating Amoeba effect
• added "Poor fella died of hungry" achievement
• added Still water

Beta 0.1 release

⚠️ Important

All items and mobs featured in this mod are works of parody and satire intended as commentary on consumer culture and product safety concerns. They are not meant to be interpreted as factual claims about any real-world brands, companies, or persons. The effects depicted in the mod are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only; they do not allege that any similar effects would occur in the real world.

This mod falls under fair use as a transformative work of parody and social commentary. Any similarities to real-world brands or individuals are used for satirical purposes and are not meant to cause harm, defame, or mislead users.

📜 Changelog:

• added Mercury Poisoning effect
• added Lead Poisoning effect
• added Kidney Failure effect
• added "Microplastics" achievement
• added 8 Prime drinks
• added 8 Feastables bars
• added 3 Lunchlys
• added Mysterious Goop
• added Electrolytes