Chistmas Tree As A Service (CTaaS)

looking to prove python can be just as inefficient as c++? well boy do i have the program for you ♫♩♬

i give you: 244 lines of hardcoded 🙌 INNOVATION 👏 <3
your move zuckerberg.

✨ motivation ✨

• i saw this video with something similar, but it only showed like the first 10 lines of code, & the tree was shaped funky, like when have u ever seen a christmas tree that's a literal equilateral triangle
• also all the comments were in russian
• so i made it work lol

how to use

1. pip install pydub simpleaudio (or pip3 if ur on a mac)
2. in the terminal, python xmas.py (or python3 lol) OR
3. start playing music video around 2:40 on youtube --> the gospel
4. run script when they say "A crowded room, friends with tired eyes" (around 2:42)

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official documentation or whatever

👩‍💼 Business Justification 👨‍💼:

• Observed MVP on Instagram (10 LOC, Russian comments)
• Disrupted the seasonal visualization market
• Achieved product-market fit by adding the other 90% of the code

📈 Key Metrics 📊:

• Tree ROI: 100% (it's fully lit)
• Synergy: ∞ (lights sync with lyrics)
• Market Penetration: 19 lines deep

🤓 Core Competancies 🏢:

• Leveraged agile color paradigm shifts
• Implemented blockchain-adjacent blinking lights
• Disrupted the Christmas industrial complex

🎅 Stakeholder Alignment 🧝‍♀️:

• Santa: Approved
• Elves: Union concerns addressed
• Reindeer: Equity share granted

🌓 Next Quarter Initiatives ⏰:

• Scale to enterprise-grade mistletoe
• Monetize the "very next day" heart-giving pipeline
• Pivot to Hanukkah mode (if VC funding secured)

Innovation Status: DISRUPTED 🎄🌟 🦃 🎁 💫

(I take cash, venmo, paypal, cashapp, zelle, carrier pigeon, & check)