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155 changes: 24 additions & 131 deletions Knock Knock Joke
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clear-host

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Cash who"){
$userReply = read-host "Cash."
}

clear-host

write-output "No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!"

start-sleep -second 5

clear-host

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Doris who"){
$userReply = read-host "Doris."
}

clear-host

write-output "Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

start-sleep -second 5

clear-host

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Madam who"){
$userReply = read-host "Madam."
}

clear-host

write-output "Madam foot got caught in the door!"

start-sleep -second 5

clear-host
function Say-Joke {
param
(
$Person,$PunchLine
)

$userReply = ""
clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}
do{
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?")

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Cows go who"){
$userReply = read-host "Cows go."
}

clear-host

write-output "No, cows go moo!"

start-sleep -second 5

clear-host

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne " Oink oink who"){
$userReply = read-host " Oink oink. "
}

clear-host

write-output "Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!"

start-sleep -second 5
clear-host

clear-host

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}
do {
$userReply = read-host $person
}while ($userReply -ne "$person who?")

clear-host
clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Honey bee who"){
$userReply = read-host "Honey bee."
}

clear-host

write-output "Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!"
write-output $PunchLine

start-sleep -second 5
start-sleep -second 5

clear-host
}

$userReply = ""

while ($userReply -ne "Who is there?"){
$userReply = read-host "Knock Knock!"
}

clear-host

while ($userReply -ne "Me who"){
$userReply = read-host "Me."
}

clear-host

write-output "No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke."

start-sleep -second 5

clear-host
Say-Joke -Person "Cash" -PunchLine "No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!"
Say-Joke -Person "Doris" -PunchLine "Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Say-Joke -Person "Cows go" -PunchLine "No, cows go moo!"
Say-Joke -Person "Oink oink" -PunchLine "Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!"
Say-Joke -Person "Honey bee" -PunchLine "Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!"
Say-Joke -Person "Me" -PunchLine "No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke."

write-output "The Knock Knock Joke"
write-output ""
write-output "Copyright 2014 - Joseph Preston"
write-output "Copyright 2019 - Andrei Masalov"

start-sleep -second 3

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