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39 changes: 39 additions & 0 deletions data/status-messages.json
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{
"status_messages": [
"Hatching chickens",
"Shipping eggs",
"Upgrading silos",
"Building habs",
"Swiping drones",
"Launching rockets",
"Counting my Golden Eggs",
"Prestiging",
"Counting chickens",
"Running chickens",
"Tapping silos",
"Researching",
"Browsing contracts",
"Boosting production",
"Consuming artifacts",
"Petting chickens",
"Adjusting Shells",
"Waiting on my next TE",
"Calculating optimal boosts",
"Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
"Collecting daily rewards",
"Checking for new contracts",
"Optimizing my farm layout",
"Jiggling artifacts",
"Setting completion alarms",
"Cuddling my chickens",
"Waiting for faster missions",
"Crafting deflectors",
"Organizing contract signups",
"Planning my virtue shift",
"Complaining about token luck",
"Causing confusion & delay",
"Laying eggs",
"Blaming Tbone",
"Just another Tbone alt"
]
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Formatting is inconsistent with other JSON files in data/ (e.g., data/token-complaints.json uses 2-space indentation). Consider reformatting this file to match the existing 2-space style to keep diffs consistent and easier to review.

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"status_messages": [
"Hatching chickens",
"Shipping eggs",
"Upgrading silos",
"Building habs",
"Swiping drones",
"Launching rockets",
"Counting my Golden Eggs",
"Prestiging",
"Counting chickens",
"Running chickens",
"Tapping silos",
"Researching",
"Browsing contracts",
"Boosting production",
"Consuming artifacts",
"Petting chickens",
"Adjusting Shells",
"Waiting on my next TE",
"Calculating optimal boosts",
"Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
"Collecting daily rewards",
"Checking for new contracts",
"Optimizing my farm layout",
"Jiggling artifacts",
"Setting completion alarms",
"Cuddling my chickens",
"Waiting for faster missions",
"Crafting deflectors",
"Organizing contract signups",
"Planning my virtue shift",
"Complaining about token luck",
"Causing confusion & delay",
"Laying eggs",
"Blaming Tbone",
"Just another Tbone alt"
]
"status_messages": [
"Hatching chickens",
"Shipping eggs",
"Upgrading silos",
"Building habs",
"Swiping drones",
"Launching rockets",
"Counting my Golden Eggs",
"Prestiging",
"Counting chickens",
"Running chickens",
"Tapping silos",
"Researching",
"Browsing contracts",
"Boosting production",
"Consuming artifacts",
"Petting chickens",
"Adjusting Shells",
"Waiting on my next TE",
"Calculating optimal boosts",
"Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
"Collecting daily rewards",
"Checking for new contracts",
"Optimizing my farm layout",
"Jiggling artifacts",
"Setting completion alarms",
"Cuddling my chickens",
"Waiting for faster missions",
"Crafting deflectors",
"Organizing contract signups",
"Planning my virtue shift",
"Complaining about token luck",
"Causing confusion & delay",
"Laying eggs",
"Blaming Tbone",
"Just another Tbone alt"
]

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}
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This file duplicates the hard-coded funnyPhrases list currently in main.go (startHeartbeat). Without wiring the bot to load status_messages from this JSON, the two sources can drift and the new file remains unused. Consider loading this JSON at startup (similar to LoadTokenComplaints) and removing the hard-coded list, or otherwise documenting/justifying why the data lives in both places.

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{
"status_messages": [
"Hatching chickens",
"Shipping eggs",
"Upgrading silos",
"Building habs",
"Swiping drones",
"Launching rockets",
"Counting my Golden Eggs",
"Prestiging",
"Counting chickens",
"Running chickens",
"Tapping silos",
"Researching",
"Browsing contracts",
"Boosting production",
"Consuming artifacts",
"Petting chickens",
"Adjusting Shells",
"Waiting on my next TE",
"Calculating optimal boosts",
"Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
"Collecting daily rewards",
"Checking for new contracts",
"Optimizing my farm layout",
"Jiggling artifacts",
"Setting completion alarms",
"Cuddling my chickens",
"Waiting for faster missions",
"Crafting deflectors",
"Organizing contract signups",
"Planning my virtue shift",
"Complaining about token luck",
"Causing confusion & delay",
"Laying eggs",
"Blaming Tbone",
"Just another Tbone alt"
]
}
{
"status_messages": [
"Hatching chickens",
"Shipping eggs",
"Upgrading silos",
"Building habs",
"Swiping drones",
"Launching rockets",
"Counting my Golden Eggs",
"Prestiging",
"Counting chickens",
"Running chickens",
"Tapping silos",
"Researching",
"Browsing contracts",
"Boosting production",
"Consuming artifacts",
"Petting chickens",
"Adjusting Shells",
"Waiting on my next TE",
"Calculating optimal boosts",
"Watching my Egg, Inc. empire grow",
"Collecting daily rewards",
"Checking for new contracts",
"Optimizing my farm layout",
"Jiggling artifacts",
"Setting completion alarms",
"Cuddling my chickens",
"Waiting for faster missions",
"Crafting deflectors",
"Organizing contract signups",
"Planning my virtue shift",
"Complaining about token luck",
"Causing confusion & delay",
"Laying eggs",
"Blaming Tbone",
"Just another Tbone alt"
],
"status_messages_note": "This file mirrors the hard-coded funnyPhrases list in main.go (startHeartbeat). It is kept in sync manually and may be used by tooling or future code to load status messages from JSON."
}

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