🏠 dotfiles

"It works on my machine!" — Famous last words before discovering your dotfiles are completely broken

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📋 What's This?

My personal dotfiles managed with chezmoi because I got tired of manually copying config files between machines like a caveman.

✨ Features

• 🔐 Bitwarden integration - Because storing SSH keys in plaintext is so 2010
• 🛠️ mise for tool management - One config to rule them all
• 🐚 ZSH configuration - With aliases that definitely make sense to future me
• 📦 Bootstrap script - From zero to hero in one command (allegedly)

🚀 Installation

# Clone this bad boy
chezmoi init https://github.com/yourusername/dotfiles.git

# Apply the configs (what could go wrong?)
chezmoi apply

# Run bootstrap if you're feeling brave
./bootstrap.sh

⚠️ Warning: This will overwrite your existing configs. Make backups unless you like living dangerously.

🔑 Bitwarden Setup

The SSH keys are stored in Bitwarden because I learned the hard way that Git repos and private keys don't mix well.

# Unlock Bitwarden
bw-unlock

# Sync your vault
bw sync

# Now chezmoi can pull your secrets
chezmoi apply

📁 Structure

~/.local/share/chezmoi/
├── dot_zshrc                  # ZSH configuration
├── bootstrap.sh               # Setup script
├── private_dot_ssh/           # SSH configs
│   └── private_github.tmpl    # GitHub SSH key (from Bitwarden)
└── private_dot_config/        # Various configs
    └── mise/
        └── config.toml        # mise tool versions

🎨 Customization

Feel free to fork and modify. Just remember:

"Good artists copy, great artists steal, but the best artists properly attribute their dotfiles sources in the README."

— Abraham Lincoln (probably)

🐛 Troubleshooting

Q: It doesn't work!
A: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Q: Bitwarden says "Error parsing encoded request data"
A: Use output not exec in your chezmoi templates, rookie mistake.

Q: ZSH parse error about bw-unlock
A: Don't define both an alias AND a function with the same name. Pick one.

Q: Why are there memes in this README?
A: Because maintaining dotfiles without humor leads to madness.

📝 License

MIT or whatever. Do what you want, I'm not your mom.

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Made with ☕, 😤, and a questionable amount of procrastination