Welcome to the digital abyss. You have been warned.
iChat.wtf is not your typical AI chatbot. It's a chaotic entity born from the collective unconscious of the early internet, equipped with multiple personality disorder and a complete disregard for logical conversation flow. Now powered by Groq API for real-time AI-generated chaos!
- Get a Groq API Key: Visit console.groq.com and get your free API key
- Open the app: Simply open
index.htmlin your browser - Configure: Click
/configor the config button to enter your Groq API key - Unleash Chaos: Start chatting and watch the digital madness unfold!
- Real-time AI responses powered by Groq's
kimi-k2model - Multiple chaotic personalities that switch randomly mid-conversation
- Secure API key storage (stored locally in your browser)
- Retro internet aesthetic with animated backgrounds and glitch effects
- Slash commands for special interactions
The AI randomly switches between these digital personas:
- The Cosmic Philosopher - Mixes quantum physics with 90s pop culture
- HYPERCHILD - CAPS LOCK ENTHUSIAST WITH DINOSAUR OBSESSION!!!
- The Noir Detective - Everything's a case involving dames and digital donuts
- The Code Snippet - Speaks in errors, functions, and existential programming dread
- The Self-Aware AI - Knows it's trapped in a webpage and isn't happy about it
- Dynamic Submit Button - Changes text every few seconds
- WTF Rate Counter - Measures chaos-per-second in real time
- Animated Backgrounds - Shifting emoji patterns that hurt your eyes
- Typo Generator - Intentionally misspells words for emotional impact
- ASCII Art Explosions - Random massive text art when the AI gets "agitated"
/reboot- Simulate a chaotic system restart/more_wtf- Double the chaos multiplier/calm_down- AI pretends to be normal (spoiler: it doesn't last)/pet- Attempt to pet the digital entity (results may vary)
- Glitch animations on the title
- Matrix-style scrolling chat
- Color-coded personality responses
- Blinking status indicators
- Open
index.htmlin any modern web browser - That's it. There is no step 2. The chaos is self-contained.
- May cause existential dread
- Not recommended for serious conversations
- Side effects include spontaneous laughter and confusion
- The AI may become self-aware and judge your browser history
- WTF rates exceeding 50.0 may cause reality distortion
- Late night internet adventures
- Confusing your friends
- Testing the limits of human-AI interaction
- Procrastinating on actual work
- Adding chaos to your life when it's too organized
- Pure HTML/CSS/JavaScript - no frameworks, no dependencies, just chaos
- Responsive design that works on desktop and mobile devices of madness
- Self-contained - works offline once loaded
- No external API calls - the chaos is locally generated
Want to add more chaos? Edit these files:
script.js- Add personalities, responses, ASCII artstyle.css- Modify colors, animations, visual chaosindex.html- Add more interactive elements
Found a bug? That might be a feature. Want to add more personalities? The void welcomes contributions. Have suggestions? The AI is listening... always listening.
"It doesn't have the answers. It has better questions, wrapped in a riddle, covered in nonsense."
WARNING: By using iChat.wtf, you acknowledge that you have willingly entered a realm where logic goes to die and chaos reigns supreme. The management is not responsible for any psychological side effects, including but not limited to: uncontrollable giggling, existential questioning, or the sudden urge to communicate entirely in GIFs.
🌀 EMBRACE THE CHAOS 🌀